Thomas Corfield
He Who Writes Wrongly.
The Comfort Of Rejection
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During the early days of the Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Thomas tried getting help on a number of levels, not least with his writing. He...
A Common Misconception
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Git and prat are not the same thing. They’re spelt differently for a start. They do not, as many assume, mean idiot. Git refers to the jo...
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A presentation given to introduce the Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, an innovative new fiction series. There were some buns on a trolley ou...
Corfield claims New Fable Genre
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In an attempt to sell a new genre of fiction at a presentation, Thomas got into a bit of a fight with someone who thought he shouldn't...
On A Bus
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Most people use buses as a means to get from one place to another. Bus stops, primarily. Thomas, however, use them for a different re...
About the Musicians
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Jonathon Michael Crapper (aka MC Tasty) and Jefferson St. Jives (aka DJ Pooh) were the musicians behind the once infamous pop group ...
Official Book Burnings
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Although Thomas’ mother didn’t give him a name until he was nine, it doesn’t mean she didn’t care about him. It could mean she was inhe...
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