“Good writing makes
the reader question themselves,” said Thomas in interview for ‘Manure Happens
Twice’. “Whereas bad writing makes them question everything.” On the face of
it, such a facetious comment seems about as intelligent as his books. But he
goes on to explain that the comment has depth so profound, that it may actually
be without bottom. “And anything without a bottom,” says Thomas, “is definitely
worthy of comment.”
Reading good writing, he argues, is lazy. Good writing
flows and anticipates the reader’s thoughts while leaving little effort on
their part for comprehension. The amount of effort required on the part of the
writer to get their words to such a state however, far outweighs the efforts in
getting the things onto the page in the first place. So the whole situation’s
pretty unfair.
Good writing, Thomas says, panders to the lazy. It appeals
to readers unable or unwilling to exert effort to participate in the story.
They want the work done for them while demanding effortless immersion.
Compare then, the hard-core readers who revel in the sheer,
unadulterated trauma of grappling through a gruelling 500k word tome of badly
written prose. “Good writing is a pandering of writer to reader, and ends up
being colossally harder for the writer than the lazy sods reading it.” Why
then, should the writer aspire to the lazy whims of the reader? Why are writers
obsessed with appeasing them? The answer is obvious: because popularity of book
is a measure of success, and success is what any writer aspires to.
Expecting writers and editors to do all the hard work so readers
can languish wantonly amidst apparent evidence of their intelligence in
managing to get through a book that has been specifically designed to be, is
pitiable.
“It’s a bit like driving,” Thomas explains, during the same
interview, despite the interviewer being in the physical process of leaving.
“Most people want a nice car on a smooth road with heated seats,
air-conditioning and plush upholstery, all for the purpose of making their
journey as comfortable as possible.” As comfortable as possible? Or as lazy as
possible? He goes on to explain, “There are other drivers who wish for quite
the opposite: off-roaders seeking the thrills that jar spinal columns and soak
trousers in river water. These drivers embrace injury and ridiculous insurance
premiums for the rush of the challenge. And it is the same with readers.
Real intelligence is proven by off-road reading—where the
cacophony of words and ideas are presented in such an inefficient, convoluted
and overly wordy manner that serious effort is require to harvest the ideas
within—if there are any. But as Thomas asks, “Which is more desirable: finding
a large nugget of gold lying in the grass, or sifting through tons of mud to
find some small, flaky bits instead?” Because the interviewer had left by this stage, Thomas
faxed the remainder of his argument and some badly drawn diagrams, all of which
revolved around this convenient excuse for his being such a terrible writer.
Although to some degree we can see his point, it’s nevertheless so blunt that
it can’t credibly be called one. Apparently, the interviewer faxed back a
response along these lines, which Thomas responded to with some more diagrams,
some of which involved her cat and industrial strength ammonia, all of which
have been seized in lue of pending charges.
We asked author Jefferson P. Blacknaugh to comment on
Thomas’ suggestion. He response was, “It’s so ignorant and outrageous that I am
not going to credit it with anything resembling a response.”
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