During the early days of the Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Thomas tried getting help on a number of levels, not least with his writing. He attended a local writers’ group recommended by another local writers’ group which had become determined to expel him from their group of local writers after his critique of members’ writing resulted in the group no longer being large enough to be defined by the word.
Thomas Corfield
He Who Writes Wrongly.
A Common Misconception
Git and prat are not the same
thing. They’re spelt differently for a start. They do not, as many assume, mean
idiot. Git refers to the joint on a type of sixteenth century ploughing harness
which is prone to breaking once the leather wears, whereas prat has its origins
in a mindless squabble of words that has each involved none the wiser.
Corfield claims New Fable Genre
On A Bus
Most
people use buses as a means to get from one place to another. Bus stops,
primarily. Thomas, however, use them for a different reason: meeting women. He sits on them by
himself (buses, not women), partly because no one likes him, and partly because he gets on the
things early in their journey in order to observe subsequent passengers.
About the Musicians
Jonathon Michael Crapper (aka MC Tasty) and Jefferson St. Jives (aka DJ Pooh) were the musicians behind the once infamous pop group 'Jesus Christ My Penis'. Although they failed to chart musically, they did become the most heavily trolled band on the internet. So much uproar did their name arouse, that unlike pop groups swamped in fan-mail, Jesus Christ My Penis became swamped in troll-mail.
Official Book Burnings
Although
Thomas’ mother didn’t give him a name until he was nine, it doesn’t mean she
didn’t care about him. It could mean she was inherently lazy, or couldn’t fill
out the blank spaces on his birth certificate. To say she was lazy, however, would
be unfair, as she clearly gave birth to him, which suggests some effort on her
part—unless Thomas just plopped out, which, assuming he was picked up off the
floor afterwards, still implies effort.
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